A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
(Source: bachlobster)
- so i was in health today when i find myself talking to these two girls i dont normally talk to because theyre more towards the popular side. they start talking about my teeth.
- girl 1: ohmigod you really need braces.
- girl 2: ohmigod yeah you've got that weird tooth thing in the back
- girl 1: ohmigod and theyre all so crooked
- girl 2: ohmigod how did i not notice that before
- me: you didn't notice because i don't smile at my enemies
- i. said. that. to. people.
(Source: fallencassbutt)
(Source: stephwinchester)
AU: After Dean escapes Purgatory, Castiel is left completely and utterly alone… that is until the Doctor, the hopeless romantic that he is, finds him and offers to take him to Dean.
(Source: xxgoldie12xx)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
if you dont call him moon moon you are missing a great opportunity
(Source: amysinneverland)
(Source: rosetylear)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(Source: rundoctorw)
